Curs'd be the man, the poorest wretch in life,
 The crouching vassal to a tyrant wife!
 Who has no will but by her high permission,
 Who has not sixpence but in her possession;
 Who must to he, his dear friend's secrets tell,
 Who dreads a curtain lecture worse than hell.
 Were such the wife had fallen to my part,
 I'd break her spirit or I'd break her heart;
 I'd charm her with the magic of a switch,
 I'd kiss her maids, and kick the perverse bitch.