Arms and the man I sing,—not as of old
 The Mantuan bard his mighty verse unrolled,
 But in such humbler strains as may beseem
 Light changes rung on a fantastic theme.
 My tale is ancient, but the sense is new,—
 Replete with monstrous fictions, yet half true;—
 And, if you'll follow till the story's done,
 I promise much instruction, and some fun.